I actually thought this was some sort of April Fools joke, but then I remembered we’re in May, and it’s actually for real (and for sale on Amazon!). I’ll list a few quotes, but it’s hard to stomach:
THE ONE BIBLE THAT SHOWS HOW ‘A LIGHT FROM ABOVE’ SHAPED OUR NATION.
(and it’s in all CAPS, so this statement must be true…)
Never has a version of the Bible targeted the spiritual needs of those who love our country more than The American Patriot’s Bible.
(I thought that was Hannity’s job?)
This extremely unique Bible shows how the history of the United States connects the people and events of the Bible to our lives in a modern world.
(the thing about American history is that it’s so darn easy to revision!)
The story of the United States is wonderfully woven into the teachings of the Bible…
(syncretism, anyone?)
And it all would not be complete without…
… a beautiful full-color family record section, memorable images from our nation’s history and hundreds of enlightening articles …
It would be funny if it weren’t so sad and, well, idolatrous. Thomas Nelson…Are you kidding me? Greg Boyd addresses it here. And I’ll end this post with his words, “I encourage you to read the Bible — but not this one!”
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